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Nation Green Natiom
Affiliation Green Army
Status Alive (Sarge's Heroes continuity)

Uncertain (Sarge's War Continuity)

Debut Army Men Sarges Heroes

Thick as a brick. Thick is the heavy weapons specialist of Bravo Company. Armed with a powerful M60, Thick can lay down as much fire as he can take which usually marks him as the brute of the company.

His tough hide unwittingly has taken a toll on his mental capacity as his mind is also just as thick as well but his loyalty to his leader won't chewed up as much as his enemies would be.

Thick is the stereotypical dumb muscle of the Bravo Company. Physically, he is the largest, strongest and most muscle-bound member, but is also by far the least intelligent, being described in his Sarge's Heroes bio as an "educated trigger finger attached to a nearly brain-dead soldier."

Because he's so thick-skulled, he has unquestioning loyalty towards Sarge, and will obey his every command as long as they're simple enough for him to interpret (for example Green being good and Tan being bad).


Army Men: Sarge's Heroes[]

Thick is one of the main heroes of Sgt. Hawk's Bravo Company. He is rescued by Sarge in the 7th mission, Garden, where Sarge must navigate through a Tan infested flower garden in the real world to find Thick. His rescue mission is unique, in that he does not need to be escorted to the end of the stage, rather he gets to the portal himself before Sarge does. In the transitional cutscene between Garden and Snow, he and Sarge are seen flying away in a helicopter, and Thick is not seen again until the final cutscene of the game.

Army Men: Sarge's Heroes 2[]

Thick appears in the first mission of the game where Sarge is tasked to assemble all members of the Bravo Company. He is seen again in the 8th mission, Tan Base, where he and Sarge storm Field Marshal Tannenberg's base. He is required to be kept alive, which can be quite difficult due to him being a bit of a glass cannon, yet he still tries to brute force his way through enemy gunfire. Thick lastly appears in the showdown between Sarge and Plastro in the final mission Pinball, where Sarge is once again tasked with rescuing and assembling all members of the Bravo company.

Army Men: RTS[]

Thick is a Unique Machine Gunner Unit for the Green Army. He, like the other Hero Units, is highly resistant to most forms of damage. He, like he mass-produced counterpart, is effective at engaging Infantry. Unsually, most gamers have said he usually dies first if he's not payed attention on. This is because in Army Men: RTS, Thick has short attack range, forcing him to go to the front and soaking up damage even though Thick has less Health than Sgt. Hawk, Scorch, and even Vikki .

Army Men: Sarge's War[]

Alongside the rest of the Bravo Company, Thick (or a clone of him) is killed at the Green Nation-Tan Republic peace ceremony's bombing by Lord Malice.